Darling Companion

the blog of many randoms

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Me:
can I take the PSAT again next year aside from the SAT?
Mom:
but you'll be a senior
Me:
but I want to stay in the PSAT fandom?
Mom:
what?
Me:
what?

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chromaticwasp:

The way I see it, there are between 23 and 23.5 types of people in the world.

The people who don’t get PSAT jokes

And the people who can now refer to their religious affiliation by a two-digit number while seeing 1/100000P of the Grand Canyon simultaneously at the same time.

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American Education System:
Cursive isn't important we can just stop teaching that.
American Education System:
*requires cursive on the PSAT test*

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Me:
I'm sorry
Teacher:
why?
Me:
I can't come to class today.
Teacher:
.... don't
Me:
because I have a piano recital
Teacher:
stop.
Me:
it's scheduled simultaneously at the same time
Teacher:
dang it. *sits at desk and writes poem* Crimson leaves. Falling.
Me:
what pen did you use to write that?
Teacher:
ask about the content of my poem
Me:
how old are you
Teacher:
I just want you to see my poem the way that Garcia Lopez De Cardenas saw the grand Canyon
Me:
I can't I'm from Boston
Teacher:
I am lucky